Good Morning ☀️

Karib **2025** ki baat hai. Jab main school ke hostel mein tha, tab mujhe subah jaldi uthna bilkul pasand nahi tha. Isliye warden sir mere room mein aate aur pyaar se nahi, seedha **dande se alarm bajate the!** 😂

Ek din to had hi ho gayi. Sir ne aisa danda maara ki mujhe laga:

> "Bas bhai, aaj to meri battery low nahi, seedhi damage ho gayi!" 😭

Phir main kisi tarah school ke liye ready hua aur class mein pahunch gaya. Hindi ki class mein meri mam se thodi behas ho gayi. Mujhe laga main debate jeet raha hoon, lekin mam ne ek **zordaar chaata** laga kar bata diya ki asli winner kaun hai! 🤣

Mera dost **Hash** ye sab dekh kar hasne laga. Mam ne socha:

> "Tu kyu has raha hai?"

Aur use bhi ek chaata de diya. Ab hum dono ek hi team ke member ban gaye the. 😂

Hostel Wapas Jaate Waqt

Hindi meri last class thi, isliye school ke baad main hostel wapas chala gaya. Seedhiyan chadhte waqt main phisal kar gir gaya. Main chupchaap utha aur aise chalne laga jaise kuch hua hi na ho. 😎

Football Ka Khatarnak Match ⚽

Shaam ko khana khaya aur football khelne chala gaya. Wahan bhi main gir gaya, meri pant phat gayi aur pair mein moch aa gayi. 😭

Us din itni baar gira tha ki mujhe laga main student nahi, **Ronaldo ka stunt double hoon!** ⚽😂

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Conclusion

Us din maine ek baat seekhi:

**Jab kismat kharab ho, to bistar se uthna bhi ek challenge ban jata hai!** 😂